for you, kylaina.
Monday, March 29, 2004
  dear sister,
i'm sorry that i haven't posted here forever. i am a bad sister. i think you are smart enough to understand the recent posts on my regular written blog. and i'm going to put up some photos here for you. maybe i'll send you guys a cd with photos on it, now that i have a CD BURNER!!!! i know your drives dont work right now but maybe you can figure out what is wrong with them.... :)
maybe i'll help you figure it out. try looking it up online.
i love my sister. i love my sister's band. i love sister band.
xo
 
Sunday, January 25, 2004
  the contents of my freezer

one package pillsbury brand blueberry waffles
one meaty frozen dinner accidentally given us by mikes mom
four ice cube trays, full
one bowl, empty
one package frozen vegetables
one half package frozen peas
one soy-based ice cream product
one package "meatless riblets"

thank you for visiting. have a great day. 
Saturday, January 24, 2004
  if...

...we share the same mother and father and you are female...

....you just might be my sister. 
  the contents of my refrigerator:

one beer.
one block tofu.
one ziploc bag baby carrots.
onehalf bunch regular carrots.
onefourth head romaine lettuce.
three oranges.
onehalf bunch grapes.
two apples.
twelve slices kraft singles.
one nearly empty jar miracle whip.
one nearly empty ketchup.
one nearly empty catalina dressing.
one nearly full jar mango chutney.
one nearly full jar strawberry jam.
one very nearly empty tub margarine.
eight tortillas.
one halffull pack shredded cheese.
one nearly empty container parmesan.
one nearly full skippy brand peanut butter.
onequarter loaf wheat bread.
one nearly empty tupperware container, homemade mashed potatoes.
one container french's mustard.
one empty bottle ranch dressing.
thank you for visiting.
see me next time for "contents of my freezer."
please watch your step. 
Wednesday, January 14, 2004
  dear sister i heart you. and now that i'm not around you all the time i'm going to update this more regularly too. and i'm going to make a if...blahblah....you just might be my sister list.
i'm going to work on it during class today. you know actually you should really pay very close attention during class and stay in school. yippee. 
Saturday, December 13, 2003
  dear sister,
i'm sorry...i totally forgot to translate this for you.

Thursday, December 04, 2003
whew.
okay i have a few things to tell you all.
wednesday was really MY day for the following reasons:
a) i couldn't finish my so very long difficult-math-needed-for-scientists homework for wednesday because uh it was so very long and i realized at 2am tuesday night (when all good girls should be fast asleep) that i needed to read three sets of papers written in scientific journals, one of which was about chaotic itinerancy in the brain (yeah i don't know what it means either...sorry, ky, can't help ya there) and hamster hoohahs. i also had to make up questions about the papers written in scientific jounrals. at any rate, i didn't finish the homework , so i thought, well ill just use it as my "one homework score you're allowed to drop".
...then i found out that taadaa the homework is not due until tomorrow. woooo
b) i was going to be in charge of buying the wine and cheese and being the person who has to be friendly to people at a beverage which is very naughty for little girls to drink and cheese tasting next thursday; which i really was not looking forward to. then i found that
...ta daaaa the beverage which is very naughty for little girls to drink and cheese tasting is cancelled.
c) i was worried about the takehome final for my psychology class about monkey brains because i thought it would be given out wednesday and due on monday, when i also have about 800000other things due.
...ta ddaaaa it's not going to be given out until monday and not due until friday
okay that was a good day.

i also just learned something while watching america's funniest home videos:
while wearing a skirt with pantyhose, always, always always wear panties under the pantyhose. otherwise, when your skirt falls down, parts of your bare bottom are going to be put on t.v.

i also just learned something from the bunny.
if you leave a cup of soda on the ground (mike! i'm talking to you), the bunny will tip it over and drink the soda. it is also important to note that bunnies should not drink soda.
okay well i have to go and do that so very long statistics homework now. woo. i love my sister.
 
Saturday, November 22, 2003
  oh yeah also did anyone ever notice from looking at that photo above that my sister and i have the same left eyebrow thing that sticks up on the inside corner? i never noticed that before.
ahhh, genetics.
 
  okay i think the corresponding post on my nophotoblog was pretty easily understandable. so please e-mail me, if you have any questions.
also, email me with the family photos. do it. do it now. now now now.
now now now now now.
now now now now.
now now now.
now now.
now.
when? now.
that word starts lookin pretty funny after a while huh.
also take the evil genius test. now
adios. 
Friday, November 14, 2003
  friday night at the lab.

yes, you read that right. it's friday night and i'm in *drumroll please* cymbal noise! the place where scientists do research!! wooooo (balloons and tiny pieces of paper used for decoration during parties fall from ceiling on head of kinda sarcastic-in-a-nothing-really-matters-kinda-grumpy-kinda-way person who for god knows what reason needs to continue going to school until they are at least thirty). yawn.

anyway here i am. i told you all about the stupid story where i stupidly fell on my stupid face and felt like a big stupid head, right?
well i have a new one!!! gather round, kids.
yesterday, i went to the bus stop like i do every morning. i was about ten minutes early so, like the very good student who reads everything they are supposed to all the time that i am, i pulled out a piaget article (Piaget is a really important guy who did a lot of research about what kids know and how they learn) and started reading it. i got way too interested, or something, and looked up right as the bus was (you guessed it) passing me by! yay!!
then i looked and i figured out that there was a giant hole in the sidewalk. there was a little sign there saying "get on buses 15, 2, 172 1 block west" or something like that. i had been standing there for ten minutes!! ten minutes!! i could have walked one block west and back 55 times. but i stood there, like one of those people who's pretty smart but can't figure out how to work a can opener or something. that's what i'm feeling like more and more. and i'm perty sure that that is what grad school is supposed to do to you. it's working!! it's definitely working.
so anyway back to the story...i realize, one block west!! i can probably make it!! so i take off running, in a giant wool coat, waving the piaget paper in the air like the big big dork that i have become. i get about ten feet from the bus, just as the last person who rides the bus is getting on it and i say "hold the bus!!" and i'm waving the paper in the air. and running. in my giant tennis shoes. and the guy looks me right in the eye and.....(you guessed it!!) got on the bus, which immediately sped off around the corner. okay so by now i have to be to class in about fifteen minutes. which would be perfect on the bus, not so perfect on foot (by the way, my knees still hurt from the time i fell down, making it hard if not unable to be done for me to bend them because of how hard scabs are). so i think, okay the bus kinda goes back in this neighborhood, then comes back on this street about five blocks down, i'll just run. me, run!! aaaaahahahah!!! so i take off running again, piaget in hand, sweating under my heavy coat, scarf trailing in the breeze, giant tennis shoes, scabby knees, saying bad words loudly. at this point, i reckon, raedy, dear, you have gone loopy, crazy. you have totally lost your mind. you look like one of those crazy people that cause other people to cross the street to get away from them. but anyway i keep running running running. i keep watching for the bus...no bus. no bus. no bus. i can still make it run run run. then, i see the bus. it's come to a light that has just turned red, though. i keep running, i can make it, yeah!!! wooooooo! light turns green. bus speeds off. i wave paper and start the chase once again and so forth. in the end, i ended up walking to school. i made it on time for my class too (in which i had to turn in a 14 page paper which i had, of course, waited until the night before to write). my butt and thigh muscles were going ting ting ting throughout the class though (for those of you who want to know about what my butt and thigh muscles are doing). so anyway that was my stupid move as of lately.

today i got my statistics (remember, test about random numbers that is important for scientists...) test you take halfway through the class back and uh i dont wanna brag but booyah!! who gets an A+ on a statistics test, really? come on guys, that's not something you can do. haha. once again showing me my status of "queen of statistics". sigh. actually after i got the test back i felt a little sick. i don't know why. i should have been really happy, right? but i was freaked out. for no reason. i guess i was worried about the score although i didn't know i was worried. then when i got it back, instead of being all whew, i was just all ahhhh (winding down noise). i don't really get it. and i looked at some other people who had gotten their tests back and looked like they were going to puke. grad school is really freakoutal. and i think it's a little sneakily like a competition too, which i really hate. but i think i may be dorky enough to make it. and i'm actually enjoying it in some person-who-enjoys-pain sort of way. sigh.

oh well i have to go and do something. i dont know what but i have lotsa work to do.
look for photos sometime. i will post on here when i put up photos so you can know to look for them.

and for those of you who need an easier to read version of this blog (like my little sister did), you can find it at this location.

toodles, poodles.

p.s. please note that this blog is largely for my sister and so it may contain inside jokes, etc. that the average blog-looker-atter may not understand. thank you and good day. i said, good DAY! now go home. nothing more to see here. exit stage left. vamoose. get a move on. make like a tree and leave. make like tom and cruise. make like a banana and split. gitonouttaheah (mike's favorite, as coined by jeff foxworthy)etc etc etc... 
i heart my sister and i want her to be able to understand my blog so this is for her.

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